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[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

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[tetractys]

YES YOU ARE. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THINKING SARCASTIC THINGS, BUT YOU ARE, AND I'M NOT FOOLED!

[onlyeverdoubted]

Alright, I do a lot of that, yes.

[tetractys]

I LIKE TALKING TO YOU! I'D BE REALLY SAD IF YOU LEFT.

YOU'RE GONNA BE REAL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ME SAYING THAT, BUT I SAID IT ANYWAY!

[onlyeverdoubted]

I do appreciate that this isn't a verbal conversation.

[Bill stop.]

[tetractys]

WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU! WOULD THAT BE THE WORST, OR WHAT

[onlyeverdoubted]

I don't even like me.

[tetractys]

YEAH, I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT, I THINK.

SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOING AROUND, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT.

[onlyeverdoubted]

It would held to not be an utter failure, probably.

[tetractys]

YOU GOT THE BIG SPACE STATION BLOWN UP, RIGHT? PLUS, YOU SURVIVED WHATEVER THAT TENTACLE THING WAS!

SPEAKING AS A TENTACLE THING THAT'S KILLED A LOT OF FOLKS, THAT AIN'T NOTHING.

[onlyeverdoubted]

It wasn't ever supposed to go online. There's a moon and at least two planets that aren't impressed with the job I did.

[tetractys]

PLANS DON'T SURVIVE CONTACT WITH REALITY VERY OFTEN.

HOW BAD WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF YOU WEREN'T THERE AT ALL?

[onlyeverdoubted]

Like if they got someone who could convince a cell of rebels that walking up and handing them intel was a sign of good faith?

[tetractys]

LIKE IF THEY DIDN'T GET ANYBODY.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Any errand boy?

[tetractys]

YEAH.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I don't think that's hard to find.

[tetractys]

BUD, YOU'RE FIGHTING ME ON THIS, DON'T FIGHT ME ON THIS.

THEY COULD HAVE ALL BEEN COWARDS. THEY COULDA SENT A GUY THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT. THEY COULDA HAD WHATEVER YOU NEEDED TO DELIVER DESTROYED BY THE ENEMY BEFORE THEY COULD SEND IT.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Ok, I won't fight you.

[tetractys]

OKAY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN LIKE THAT ABOUT IT.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Hey, no fighting, you win.

[tetractys]

UGH, I KNOW WHAT PASSIVE AGGRESSION IS.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Another human secret unleashed on the galaxy.

[tetractys]

CAN YOU JUST

I'M SORRY.

[onlyeverdoubted]

You know it's sort of alarming when you apologize?

[tetractys]

YEAH, IT ALARMS ME TOO. I'M NOT THAT FAR OUT OF WHACK YET.