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[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

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[tetractys]

YOU AND LUKE AND FORD ARE ACTUALLY A LOT ALIKE, YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T THINK YOU DESERVE GOOD STUFF. I ACTUALLY DON'T DESERVE GOOD STUFF - I MEAN, I'VE STABBED KIDS, I TORTURED AN OLD GUY, ONE TIME I INCINERATED A BABY, I DRAIN SUNS MOSTLY FOR FUN, LOTS OF PARKING VIOLATIONS, ATE MY PARENTS - BUT I JUST GRAB STUFF I WANT ANYWAY BECAUSE NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[onlyeverdoubted]

[He was all set to brag about how good he is at vanishing entirely from anyone who annoys him and now he's got this to handle.]

Aren't you trapped in hell until you stop eating parents and such? Focus on that.

[tetractys]

I'M ACTUALLY NOT SURE! IT MIGHT BE THAT I'M ALLOWED TO EAT BAD ONES, THERE COULD BE THAT KIND OF LOOPHOLE.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[tetractys]

MAYBE THE IDEAL AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.

[onlyeverdoubted]

There, that's your next working theory.

[tetractys]

This isn't all about me, ya know!

[onlyeverdoubted]

Good. That's got to be up there with not eating parents.

[tetractys]

YEAH, PROBABLY. I'M WORKING ON ALL OF IT!

[onlyeverdoubted]

See, you'll be out of here in no time.