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[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

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[onlyeverdoubted]

Any errand boy?

[tetractys]

YEAH.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I don't think that's hard to find.

[tetractys]

BUD, YOU'RE FIGHTING ME ON THIS, DON'T FIGHT ME ON THIS.

THEY COULD HAVE ALL BEEN COWARDS. THEY COULDA SENT A GUY THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT. THEY COULDA HAD WHATEVER YOU NEEDED TO DELIVER DESTROYED BY THE ENEMY BEFORE THEY COULD SEND IT.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Ok, I won't fight you.

[tetractys]

OKAY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN LIKE THAT ABOUT IT.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Hey, no fighting, you win.

[tetractys]

UGH, I KNOW WHAT PASSIVE AGGRESSION IS.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Another human secret unleashed on the galaxy.

[tetractys]

CAN YOU JUST

I'M SORRY.

[onlyeverdoubted]

You know it's sort of alarming when you apologize?

[tetractys]

YEAH, IT ALARMS ME TOO. I'M NOT THAT FAR OUT OF WHACK YET.

[onlyeverdoubted]

By itself I guess it's a harmless mood.]

[Though of the very few apologies he's had from Bill, he hasn't particularly wanted, much less expected the things.]

[tetractys]

IT'S REALLY HARD TO READ WHETHER YOU'RE STILL MAD OVER TEXT!

[onlyeverdoubted]

I wasn't actually mad at any point.

[tetractys]

YOU CAN'T TELL, BUT I'M MAKING A SKEPTICAL FACE.

[u have a face now?]

[onlyeverdoubted]

Your intention was either good or you just thought it was funny and you stopped eventually.

[tetractys]

NO, MY INTENTION WAS GOOD! PEOPLE GETTING HURT IS STILL FUNNY, BUT MOSTLY ONLY WHEN I DO IT!

[onlyeverdoubted]

Sure. But if you bothered me I'd just stop talking to you, so you're fine.

[tetractys]

HA! PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO AVOID TALKING TO ME UNSUCCESSFULLY FOR GENERATIONS.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm very good at it.

[tetractys]

YOU AND LUKE AND FORD ARE ACTUALLY A LOT ALIKE, YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T THINK YOU DESERVE GOOD STUFF. I ACTUALLY DON'T DESERVE GOOD STUFF - I MEAN, I'VE STABBED KIDS, I TORTURED AN OLD GUY, ONE TIME I INCINERATED A BABY, I DRAIN SUNS MOSTLY FOR FUN, LOTS OF PARKING VIOLATIONS, ATE MY PARENTS - BUT I JUST GRAB STUFF I WANT ANYWAY BECAUSE NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[onlyeverdoubted]

[He was all set to brag about how good he is at vanishing entirely from anyone who annoys him and now he's got this to handle.]

Aren't you trapped in hell until you stop eating parents and such? Focus on that.

[tetractys]

I'M ACTUALLY NOT SURE! IT MIGHT BE THAT I'M ALLOWED TO EAT BAD ONES, THERE COULD BE THAT KIND OF LOOPHOLE.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I wouldn't be surprised.