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[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

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[worstweasley]

I'm so very obviously a cat! Not some kind of...of prey animal who gets startled at his own shadow.

[he flattens his ears in annoyance]

This is some kind of mockery.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I don't know, mine looks right...

[worstweasley]

Well, I better be the most aggressive creature of this species imaginable. What are you, some kind of rodent?

[onlyeverdoubted]

Must be. I think that has to be up to you, though.

[He's at imminent risk of losing his battle with giggling.]

[worstweasley]

Fine. Fine! I have teeth and powerful back claws and I am an extremely fast runner and burrower. If I can get the other prey creatures to follow me and NOT run, we will be an aggressive force to be reckoned with.

[onlyeverdoubted]

And what-- What's the plan, for your very... impressive...

[Snicker. There it goes. A laughing mouse is a rather odd sound.]

[worstweasley]

[He thumps his back paws in irritation, scandalized]

Bodhi!

[onlyeverdoubted]

Oh, this is on you. If you didn't need tactical plans for life as a living stuffed animal it wouldn't be anything like as funny.

[worstweasley]

I'm going to bite you. Then you'll be sorry.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm really small. You'd feel bad.

[worstweasley]

Plus I think I'm an herbivore.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I bet it'd still hurt, though.

[worstweasley]

Yes, probably.

This is the strangest I've ever felt.

[onlyeverdoubted]

The ears are really remarkable.

[worstweasley]

Shut up. You ought to see yourself.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm always ridiculous.

[worstweasley]

Well, I'm not! This is frankly intolerable.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I admire and respect you profoundly. You're frequently ridiculous.

[worstweasley]

I still stand by that folding fitted sheets is not ridiculous.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Oh, of course, what would the sheets do without you.

[worstweasley]

We have been over this. They get wrinkles, it's unseemly.

[onlyeverdoubted]

No one sees the sheets but us and the cat. Who's getting seemed at?

[worstweasley]

First of all, that's not a verb.

Second, I have to look at it and I get...unsettled, if it's not right.

[onlyeverdoubted]

Don't they just get rumpled as soon as you lie on them?

[worstweasley]

Not if you fold them properly under the mattress.