onlyeverdoubted | TLV Inbox

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

I bet it'd still hurt, though.

Yes, probably.

This is the strangest I've ever felt.

The ears are really remarkable.

Shut up. You ought to see yourself.

I'm always ridiculous.

Well, I'm not! This is frankly intolerable.

I admire and respect you profoundly. You're frequently ridiculous.

I still stand by that folding fitted sheets is not ridiculous.

Oh, of course, what would the sheets do without you.

We have been over this. They get wrinkles, it's unseemly.

No one sees the sheets but us and the cat. Who's getting seemed at?

First of all, that's not a verb.

Second, I have to look at it and I get...unsettled, if it's not right.

Don't they just get rumpled as soon as you lie on them?

Not if you fold them properly under the mattress.

...Fine. I don't believe you, but fine.