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[onlyeverdoubted]

I'm just going to assume this is Hux, what do you need?

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dated probably late september to keep it away from current events

[tetractys]

SOOOOO....?

[deets deets deets]

[onlyeverdoubted]

I will use you to prop up a rickety bookshelf, so help me.

[tetractys]

HA HA HA HAAAAA. LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOU GETTING THINGS DONE.

[Get it Bodhi! You get that man and his beautiful cheekbones!]

[onlyeverdoubted]

Nothing is getting done!

[Which is not exactly true but something about Bill being gleeful makes him want to deny things.]

sorry about the delay, i was out of town

[tetractys]

YOU DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN SIT AT THE BAR OR THE LIBRARY ALL THIS TIME, CLEARLY!

so plurk informed me, no worries

[onlyeverdoubted]

...Lot of sitting in the library, actually.

[tetractys]

AWWWWWW.

[book date book date book date book date!]

[onlyeverdoubted]

I honestly don't know what you're looking for.

[He's trying to give up here, but there doesn't seem to be anything to resign himself to. Everything between him and Hux has been invariably quiet. Mainly a series of books.]

[tetractys]

WHAT ABOUT THE JUICY GOSSIP, HUH? WHAT ABOUT THE TEA!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING ALL THIS? I REALLY HAD NO IDEA!

[onlyeverdoubted]

[He wants to be mortified because that is his default here, but he keeps being diverted into just being perplexed. He has never in his life done anything that could be considered juicy gossip, certainly.]

Do you want... what, a list of the books? There was an early one about snakes...

[tetractys]

UGH. NO!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DATING? sheesh

[onlyeverdoubted]

[Ugh, no, no one is dating, why would anyone think--It actually takes him a moment to remember that he... is? No. Not really. Just, well, something like-- Certainly nothing resembling a date has occurred.]

We're not!

[And then, because he really needs to be better at lying.]

...We weren't. I mean, I don't th-think...

[tetractys]

YOU'RE NOT?

[Bill seems confused, then re-calibrates as Bodhi gets less certain.]

OHHHHH, SO IT'S COOOOOOMPLICATED.

[This just makes a better story, you know.]

[onlyeverdoubted]

It wasn't until you stuck your vertices in.

[tetractys]

DID YOU NOT WANT TO BE DATING?

[onlyeverdoubted]

[Kriff.]

I didn't want complicated.

[tetractys]

AAAAAH.

[Now, this is actually bad in a way he can relate to! He wouldn't want someone complicating his relationship.]

WELL, SHOOT, I'M SORRY. CAN I FIX IT?

[onlyeverdoubted]

[Bodhi realizes he's been out of line. The agitation just needs somewhere to land. Bill may have been a catalyst, but frankly it was Hux who kept countering Bodhi's attempts to pretend nothing had happened. Not talking requires the full participation of all involved. It wouldn't have happened then, but it probably would have happened eventually.

He sighs and shakes his head.]

You... didn't really do anything. It's not a bad thing, it's just... It's something instead of... not... something.

[tetractys]

AAH.

THE OBSERVER EFFECT, HUH?

[yall just a couple electrons over there]

[onlyeverdoubted]

[He doesn't know what that means specifically but it's evocative enough.]

There was a system in place, is all.

[tetractys]

YEAH, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENS...

YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE OKAY?

[onlyeverdoubted]

[The silence goes on entirely too long. Because the yes is there, and he's surprised to find it, and he certainly doesn't trust it.]

Probably. For the record though. There... we weren't--

[He hates the word dating, apparently. It doesn't seem to capture anything he might mean.]

At the time. So. The conversation happened after.

[tetractys]

[Actual worry over, Bill resumes being a dick and cackles.]

OH BOY! ALL THANKS TO ME, HUUUH.

[onlyeverdoubted]

...I got the impression he was going to bring it up anyway.

[So many shades of annoying. It just usually doesn't get to him. It seems Bill has found a chink in the armor of not having the energy to care.]

[tetractys]

SURE, SURE, SURE. MAYBE.

SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN NOT-DATING?