onlyeverdoubted | TLV: In case of flood

[The following is written in very bad handwriting scattered across scrap paper and paper-clipped together and stowed under the box with the teapot in it.]

Hux: Just make sure he's okay

Freeza: Whatever he's doing he should probably stop, but discuss it first

Bill: I really want to know if it's possible to keep him on a clipboard, please find out while I won't be blamed

Ford: If you feel up to running DD&MD do that so I don't have to

Harry: Nice, probably has other characteristics

Carol: Our people, if you're a pilot still

Randel: Our people by way of Jedha, not the academy, check in on the cats if it seems useful

Fives: Easiest to not engage but be polite

Luke: I haven't punched him yet, don't break the record without a good reason

Warren: Good drinks, beware games

Jonathan: I'm mostly sure I annoy him, so get any missing books back quietly

Iris: Has whiskey

Credence: Has no use for me but I sort of faintly worry, good cats

Azula: Probably wants to set me on fire, if she remembers I exist, 50-50 on that

Jedao: 95% sure he doesn't know I exist but Hux's inmate, be aware, boring and kind of pushy so don't get involved without reason